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LabLog 18 - Peek a Boo. . .
Sun, 10/26/2008 - 23:06 — LabRat
uhhmmm heh uhh . . . you weren't waiting for me where you?
So, it went kind of like this. . .
Story A
I was riding my bike home when I saw a strange figure moving quickly through the trees. As one does, when seeing a monster/alien/mutant in a forest setting, I pursued. Once I regained consciousness, after hours maybe days, I could see several shapes moving in the shadows and speaking a language unknown to me. It was cold and I noticed that my shoes where on the wrong feet. In subsequent weeks of captivity I slowly gained the trust of my captors. When I told them the story of Rubbot, I was promptly released back to my own world so that I may finish this important work for humanity.
Story B
After the beta testing results came back I dug back into the design. There where a couple of big problems I needed to fix and rather than announcing "almost done" every week I wanted to wait until it was actually done. Of course, one week turned into two, then three popped up. . . four was right on it's heels. . . Anyway, thanks for your patience - you'll be happy to hear we did solve the problems!
The two big hits where that the motor was overheating and the drive shaft was snapping in half! Fortunately, these problems didn't pose any danger to the user - aside from the danger of not having a functional Rubbot on hand ;)
To address some of the comments/concerns about Rubbot knock-offs, all we can really do is make sure it's a bullet-proof design, with buttery-smooth operation and build a reputation for quality. Plus we've got the full backing of the Sasquatch community now. Take it from me, those hairy bastards could use a male sex toy!
We'll try to keep on posting regular blogs around here (toytalk's been on strike - since i haven't been writing). I still need to tell you guys about the beta testing feedback. . .
More soon - swears.
-labRat
So, it went kind of like this. . .
Story AI was riding my bike home when I saw a strange figure moving quickly through the trees. As one does, when seeing a monster/alien/mutant in a forest setting, I pursued. Once I regained consciousness, after hours maybe days, I could see several shapes moving in the shadows and speaking a language unknown to me. It was cold and I noticed that my shoes where on the wrong feet. In subsequent weeks of captivity I slowly gained the trust of my captors. When I told them the story of Rubbot, I was promptly released back to my own world so that I may finish this important work for humanity.
Story BAfter the beta testing results came back I dug back into the design. There where a couple of big problems I needed to fix and rather than announcing "almost done" every week I wanted to wait until it was actually done. Of course, one week turned into two, then three popped up. . . four was right on it's heels. . . Anyway, thanks for your patience - you'll be happy to hear we did solve the problems!
The two big hits where that the motor was overheating and the drive shaft was snapping in half! Fortunately, these problems didn't pose any danger to the user - aside from the danger of not having a functional Rubbot on hand ;)
To address some of the comments/concerns about Rubbot knock-offs, all we can really do is make sure it's a bullet-proof design, with buttery-smooth operation and build a reputation for quality. Plus we've got the full backing of the Sasquatch community now. Take it from me, those hairy bastards could use a male sex toy!
We'll try to keep on posting regular blogs around here (toytalk's been on strike - since i haven't been writing). I still need to tell you guys about the beta testing feedback. . .
More soon - swears.
-labRat
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Bigfoots. That explains everything. Sorry I we doubted you.
hehe then you are closer
i'm in the netherlands so just one pond further 
Marathir
I'm keeping my fingers crossed that I can test v.2 despite being across the pond in England...
Dito that ,Australia here and waiting.
Oh, if you look to sign an authorised dealer in Australia I'm your man.
The heck with beta test number 2,get this wonder toy on the market.
a broken shaft isn't good in a sex toy......any way you look at it........
Nice morning read...glad to hear that problems were found and they are being fixed. Looking forward to the next update..
I think the Sasquatch model will have to be diesel fueled.
Awesome to hear from you guys again. Glad to hear that progress is still being made (was getting a little worried that we hadn't heard from you for a while). Hope that we will get some more good news soon. Thanks for all of your efforts.
Glad to hear your still alive, I thought maybe you had gotten kidnapped by one of the non-beta testers and they demanded a rubbot as ransom! lol
Story A seems a little too fishy.
Anyway, glad to hear you sorted out those major problems. Hopefully no new ones pop up. What is this you say about imitators? They already have knockoffs? Wow. No concerns though, I know the original robotic masturbater will be a quality product. Cheers.
oh, there are no knock offs as far as we know - some of the folks on this site have just brought it up as a danger, since we're sharing so many details of Rubbot development.
Hehe, you got out of the tree
Well breaking "shafts" and overheating "equipment" are indeed serious
I am for story A btw
nice fantasy 
Well looking forward to the next information
:D
Marathir
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Looking forward to any more news.
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