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Come on, you're not Actually Having Sex.
It's summer in San Francisco; which in my neighborhood means howling foggy winds and freezing temperatures. At least, it feels freezing.
So rather than brave the elements, I've recently found myself researching other sex toys for men on the market. "Other" implying that the fine folks at rubbot.com have an alternative, which we don't, but, as the monkey said, it won't be long now.
These others (Lost fans please feel free to re-apply any of your existing connotations to that word), primarily focus on the creation of the illusion that you are actually having sex. Apparently with a rather unattractive plastic woman or, alternatively, a small rubber vagina, cunningly disguised as a common household object.
I have to confess. I did try the cunningly disguised rubber vagina.
It didn't go very well. The reasons were two-fold.
Problem one: I quickly figured out that I wasn't actually having sex, and felt a bit silly pretending. Especially with a household object. Feeling silly didn't help my quest, the proper testing of my little friend, and the happy ending that we both deserved.
Problem two: The shame. After I was done, my little friend went back to its pretense of being a household object, ashamed of her real role in life. Ashamed of our intimacy. By extension, I realized that I should be ashamed too. My little friend was quickly (literally and metaphorically) banished to the closet, leaving me wondering in which role she was less convincing in: vagina or household object.
I'd love to hear about your experiences, what you've tried and what you like by adding a comment below or sending us an email.
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Hopefully you will remember to include instructions as to what lubes and cleaners can be used with this toy- otherwise people will melt/destroy it and be upset...
melt/destroy it... i just involuntarily thought of a friction burn... ahhh!
looking forward to beta!
You know, I may have missed this in the older forum posts, but in case it hasn't been covered:
Will the rubbot be dishwasher safe? That would make for easy clean up, so long as you are careful about when you run it with the good china of course. Thanksgiving could have a whole new meaning to "stuff the turkey" if you happened to forget your rubbot in the dishwasher.
All the talk about cleaning up fleshlights made me think of this, and I was hoping that the rubbot beats the others in this category as well.
Have always wanted to try one, why not have a go with this part of the world, ASIA
I've been using different types of Tenga, they're pretty good with regards to how real it feels. The good thing about them is that they arnt as bulky as a fleshlight. and pretty stylish design to keep it discrete. It's worth a try if you havnt yet.
Where do you find the Tenga?
I now have 2 fleshlights and think they are incredible. I have also tried some red rubbery thing with "soft" nubs in the center but that was incredibly tight and uncomfortable. I agree the additional cleanup is a bit of a hassle but to me it's totally worth it.
i actually didn't care for the fleshlight. tried both normal and i think the speed bump. it also is quite a hassle to clean up.
it's a bit too short, but i do prefer the senso sapphire. if you want the least sextoy like one, you can try the budget joel kaplan male masturbator. not sure how people wreck theirs (both SS and JKMM) as quickly as they said in their reviews...
also i've just discovered in the last week the Aneros is quite .. ahh .. interesting. not bad in one bit, just .. different.
Hi. I've tried several things in the past. The Fleshlight, like so many other toys...to tight and it doesn't last. The Tenga, again, too tight and the opening scratches. OUCH! I had to take it apart to get any pleasure out of it at all. Automatic toys, way over stated. The best thing I've found is called the Cock Stroker Pussy. Some Cyberskin toys are ok too. UR3, what a joke. I pop them first time around blowing out the side. I can't wait for the Rubbot to come out. I just hope I'm selected to test it. It looks interesting. Enjoy, all.
I agree. Both the Fleshlight and the Tenga are too tight, and most of the 'fake vagina' products out there do not accommodate all sizes. When I've used these toys, obviously, I use lubrication with them. However, when using my hand, I prefer not to use lubrication. With lubrication, I miss the sensation of a 'firm grip'. The Rubbot may be my savior.
Man you guys are sophisticated.
I just draw eyes and lips on my hand, and she talks like J-Lo.
I love taco-taco's, taco-taco's.
I think she really loves me!
Your problems as explained above will persist even with the different, non-rubber vagina form factor. Biggest difference is the deniability. I had a fleshlight, when we moved, I torched it (literally) because it'd be a little awkward explaining to either movers or my spouse exactly why something that looked kind of like a flashlight had labia instead of a lens.
The rubbot, might be a little easier to deny..."What is this? Oh, it's a...uh...it's for...er...the...uh...car, I think. Diagnostics. Brakelines, transmission fluid. Etcetera."
The fleshlight, on the other hand..."What's the relatively large fake vagina? It's...Um...it's...well, it's a fake vagina. I use it when I can't use you. Be right back."
There's a "blossom sleeve" that at least looks like a flower at the end, instead of something relatively crude. And it's only four inches long, so a good many guys could pop right out the other end. And they can tear up in a hurry, if you're not carefull. It was a little easier to conceal the true purpose, certainly smaller and easier to find a place to store it...but you still wouldn't want to leave it out in the open when company drops in. Unless it was really special, open-minded company.
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Still waiting for the Cherry 2000...
i agree, the fleshlight is too much of a sex toy to conceal. it looks juusst different enough to spark someones interest. "hey, this kinda looks like a flashlight but its a litt....oh" ...not something i want lying around.
if you look at how the fleshlight is designed to keep the insert inside the case, but also offer easy removal, you'll see that the inevitable shape would have been two different size cylinders, which would sort of look like a flashlight. i don't think they set out intending to make a flashlight shaped pussy. i think they just nudged it in that direction to make it concealable. lol.
I've switch from flesh light to tenga, which I felt was better. Anyone else tried both yet? What's you impression of the two? Can't wait to see how rubbot compares.
I recently purchased a Tenga & personally i think it was the best invesment for a Male sex toy so far. Great feeling / Easy Clean up & different variations of 1 toy that is disposable. 2 thumbs up
Two words: Sapphire Seductress. An excellent investment.
does the fleshlight feel like a real vagina?
nope. and given the variety of inserts, i get the impression that its not supposed to either (the idea of a woman with a speed bump vagina is a bit disturbing).
the material itself doesnt feel like the real thing. but again, i dont think thats the point - since the dawn of time men have sought out alternative ways of polishing their members. there are only so many ways you can do that using your hand, so guys have looked for something to stimulate them in new ways.
so imo, the fleshlight (or any masturbator) is good fun, because it feels like nothing else. cant wait for the rubbot, 33 days to go!
so if you're masturbating are you supposed to pretend that you're having sex with your hand as well?
well, you hand isn't exactly styled to look just like a vagina ... but i get your point ...
there is truth to the styling bit, but if you ask me, the main idea behind those sorts of things is to "simulate feel" and much more important, for marketing:
"It looks and feels like real pussy!"
i don't think that much other than the dolls is supposed to simulate having sex.
My wife used to work for an adult novelty manufacturer/distributor, and got me one of those skin-like fake vaginas. It's roughly the inner quarter of the crotch area, including the vagina, anus, and a very small portion of the legs and pubis above it. It's pretty basic, but it does provide some relatively impressive sensation. The biggest issues it has are that it doesn't fully cover me during the pumping process (head pops right out the other end), and it sure doesn't do anything to help with the mess at the end. It also requires lube, which is definitely one point against it when compared to the real thing, and is a pain to clean. And, again, for what's essentially a hunk of rubber, the retail price on it was absurd.
I have A Flesh light. It feels great but I couldn't cum until I put A bullet vibrator at the end on the bottom tip of my cock. That is the most intense orgasem I have ever felt. The only down side is you have to stroke your self.
when do i gets my new jack toi. i gots teh full load!
please strike djanton_r from the beta testers list for being unable to spell. ToyTalk has spoken!
you can use a male sex toy without having to pretend that you are having sex. just lay back and enjoy the feeling, silly!
i don't understand why the fleshlight people tried to make it look like a flashlight - except for the opening which looks like a va-jay-jay. ohhhh, look at that pussy locked in a flashlight. . . mmmmm. . . i think if i was going to get the fleshlight, i'd buy the one that looks like a coin-slot. make some deposits no?
dude! you're not supposed to pretend the fleshlight is a chick! you're supposed to have a computer or mag in front of you and pretend you're having sex with that.
try it again!
"the turd has spoken"
I've got a fleshlight, it's weak, interesting idea with the bullet, maybe there's something to that. But overall, it's a weak waste of money.
I've been wondering about those. Not worth a buy then?
I honestly don't think the fleshlight is worth the money, no. Although some people like them, I've not used mine in over 3 months. Part of the reason is it's a hassle, it's easier to lube your dick & jack off without it. With it, it's one more thing to wash after use & the pleasure aspect of it isn't all that great. I was thinking about getting one of the speed bump inserts, but after sinking 60.00 some odd dollars into the thing initially, spending another 40-50 dollars for another insert seems insane. I'd rather spend that money on my local strip club dancer, at least she's worth a under the shorts handjob for that price.
Your local strip club sounds much more forgiving than mine.
Oh. And you can re-use the insert. Most strippers don't let you go back for more without paying for more.
Still...You don't have to rinse the stripper with soap and warm water after you're done.
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Still waiting for the Cherry 2000...
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