I was in Manhattan last week, taking a little stroll along the Hudson river, when I caught some X-rated harbor activity! Pole dancing you might say. . .

Hey peeps!

This is a quick note to address the restlessness out there.

The net-net is there was a collective sigh of relief, by team rubbot, when we learned that the large majority of testers really loved it!

You can console yourself in the knowledge that the testers where required to return the units after the testing period - we can't have early rubbots floating around at this point!

Thanks to everyone for participating - we had a huge response to the beta tester questionnaire! The survey is now closed and we're sorting through the results.

I can see the crowd is getting restless. Sorry for the delay, but we've got the questionnaire up.

The survey will run until midnight on Sunday July 20th. Please remember to note your Rubbot.com username on the survey!

Follow this link to take the questionnaire.

Well, it's been a bit of a slog. Thanks for all the comments and ideas about raising money. We may take you up on some of them but have been a little swamped with the beta-build to give it a lot of thought.

Speaking of that beta-build. . .

Things are pretty busy in the lab these days. You know how the last 10% of any project seems to take 90% of the time.

Also, the truth is, we're not independently wealthy - or any kind of wealthy for that matter. Until Rubbot hits the streets we have to keep day jobs in order to pay the bills for this biatch.

A lot of people ask me about how to use sex toys. Some of them even ask me why you'd bother? Shuuuurely your girlfriend is better than any male sex toy, even the Rubbot.

Clearly the masses need a little education on this subject, so, for your reading pleasure, I've assembled a short list explaining why the Rubbot is better than your girlfriend. And yes, I'm talking about your girlfriend.