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Beta Testing Has Arrived
Mon, 06/30/2008 - 09:41 — ToyTalk
Well, it's been a bit of a slog. Thanks for all the comments and ideas about raising money. We may take you up on some of them but have been a little swamped with the beta-build to give it a lot of thought.
Speaking of that beta-build. . .
Evidence of early male sex toy technology was found on the island of Kauai, on a recent surf trip.
In the same way that today's man avoids conflict by storing porn links in a folder called "golf" our ancestors claimed that these tools where used for making coffee. Ha! Nice try Blarg, we know what you used these for.
Our ancient male sex toy developer compadres used this simple equation to describe the beta process.
We found it to be accurate and there was much raising of scepters and reaching out to the gods to get this sucker running smoothly.
Here's the current plan of record. We're going to do a small-scale beta test now, so we can build confidence in the general male sex toy design. That will be followed by a quick round of improvements and a medium-scale beta test shortly after.
Over the next week we'll be putting together a selection process. We'll use a questionnaire, combined with our own judgment (giving consideration to contributions people, like you, have made to the site). Then we'll select the first round of beta testers.
Please stay tuned over the next week for further instructions. Very exciting!
Well, it's been a bit of a slog. Thanks for all the comments and ideas about raising money. We may take you up on some of them but have been a little swamped with the beta-build to give it a lot of thought.
Speaking of that beta-build. . .
Evidence of early male sex toy technology was found on the island of Kauai, on a recent surf trip.
In the same way that today's man avoids conflict by storing porn links in a folder called "golf" our ancestors claimed that these tools where used for making coffee. Ha! Nice try Blarg, we know what you used these for.
Our ancient male sex toy developer compadres used this simple equation to describe the beta process.
We found it to be accurate and there was much raising of scepters and reaching out to the gods to get this sucker running smoothly.
Here's the current plan of record. We're going to do a small-scale beta test now, so we can build confidence in the general male sex toy design. That will be followed by a quick round of improvements and a medium-scale beta test shortly after.
Over the next week we'll be putting together a selection process. We'll use a questionnaire, combined with our own judgment (giving consideration to contributions people, like you, have made to the site). Then we'll select the first round of beta testers.
Please stay tuned over the next week for further instructions. Very exciting!
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Beta? Does that mean I get to use a sex toy for free? Will it be mailed discreetly to me?
REPO cant wait to have it
ferg "Junior" can HaRdLy wait!
Let me get this straight...
From the hieroglyphics: 'Beta Testing' MINUS 'Man Falling In Trap' PLUS 'Man With Scepter' TO THE POWER OF 'Arms Raised To The Gods' EQUALS 'Jubilation'! I would raise my arms to the gods in jubilation if I had the Rubbot polishing my raised scepter!
I have been so disappointed with toys in the past. I'm looking for one that will change my mind! I really hope I make it into the beta testing!
nest
My lover and i have sex toys and we are looking for MANY MANY MORE!! CAN'T WAIT TO TRY IT!!!
Its great to see the project coming together, I definately wish to see the fruits of labor
I cant believe its finally cumming together. Concrats
Glad to see that things are moving along.
I hope it wasn't too late to be part of the beta testers.
I would definitely like to try this out. Beta test for me please!!
I truly do hope to find a new product to fit my needs. Even if I am not selected I hope the released of the product is fast as I would really want to purchase the product as well. Here's to lady luck, a quick selection process and all around good times.
i completely agree with max i have been waiting patiently
I, for one, look forward to the beta version. I hope I'm selected as a tester! I would love to write a review or reviews on your product!
As for the nay-sayers - what the heck do you have to lose? If you're so upset about the product or the guys trying to create/deliver it, the door's a-thataway =====>
Me, I've been waiting patiently and just reading the blogs while I wait. I find the whole concept intriguing and look forward to finally trying this little bugger out!
Maxwell
I would be proud to help you with any electrical engineering problems left to be solved. I have had many years of experience designing battery powered equipment for aircraft where small size,light weight and efficieny is required. I have had a lot of experience with litium-ion batteries and know how to make them safe to use in any design even lap tops.
ok, settle down. these things take time.
as we've mentioned before, we're trying to create a grass-roots business and we all have day jobs. i will admit that my estimates tend to be "optimistic" but we're certainly not trying to mislead anyone.
we're posting the questionnaire later today - sincere apologies for the delay.
-labRat
these people complaining sound so cranky...lack of...action, i guess. Look, it's not like these guys from rubbot owe us anything, so get over it.
Well not to "butter up" but trying to develop a business is a full time job and having to hold down another full time job to support yourself isn't easy trust me I know.
you know what really would be exciting? To see a finished product. How do you announce a beta and not even have a product to show? My $ says it isn't done...
I agree. Everyones buttering these guys up to get in the beta but they announced it two weeks ago and we've yet to see anything. Seems like they're just buying time.
I think Man with be on Mars before this product is available. I guess the developers are too busy using their own product.
those were used for making poi. though, they do share a resemblance to sex organs. perhaps there is some thought behind that as hawaiians believed they were born from the earth and the Kalo (taro... which is pounded into poi). and food gives life. so by uniting these "objects" with taro, you create life.
that "next week" is starting to get long...
speaking of that beta build... Am I the only one who sees this? How long ago did this beta "arrive"? Why not just set up a new countdown, at least that's a bit more honest..
It almost looks like something you can have out on your shelf, too. I'm sure my dog would react the same way to it.
Great News! I can't wait to try it out!
DOH!
I just deleted a ton of emails in my spam box related to Giant Weiners, Good Sex, and then some.
Hoping none were from Rubbot!
From what I have seen this is no toy. Looks like a lot of engineering and thought went into its design. Good Luck in picking your beta testers.
All these suck up responses. Let's just be honest we're dying to try it!! Period.
Awesome to see things moving forward! congrats on making it into production, however small scale it may be
its a big step for any company.
Good job on actually coming up with an original product and going with it! Been following for a while now, hopefully it will be easier once it gets to full scale production.
My friends, as a longtime porn reviewer and former worker in the sex toy industry I have tried out literally hundreds of male-focused sex toys... I am hoping this will be the first one that will literally blow me away. hee hee!
looking fwd to the questionaire. I have my no. 2 pencil ready, is this going to be like the SAT's no calculators allowed??
Awesome news... good luck folks.
yumtoys.blogspot.com
woohoo, can't wait to try it out, and give my feedback
been following this sex toy build for over 7 months now...
and i cant wait to be a beta tester, i finally got to creating a new account after i lost the old ones password due to a computer switch !
cant wait to try it i love the idea of a toy for us
Bring it on, fellas.
I await with baited breath, whatever that means!
After watching the infusion of great design, quality materials, customer interaction, propel the high end pleasure devices -- for females -- it's great to see those elements come together for us males.
-T. Seth,
Sex-Tech Explorer
hey guys,
glad to see all the exitement! just wanted to let you know we're still putting together the selection strategy - so don't worry we haven't picked any testers yet. The next step, and the thing to watch for, will be the questionnaire.
Keep an eye on the site or use the rss feeds.
labRat
Great. You guys mentioned about a week, and I was starting to wonder.
awesome, glad to hear it! I'm always afraid im going to miss something and get passed over for testing. I have been checking back on this site for a very long time hoping to get that chance!
This thing is going to be revolutionary in the world of firing off knuckle children!
congrats. I just want to find out if this sucker can handle the paces I hope to put it through as a beta tester.
to keep things from getting filtered by spam blockers just make sure the email notification comes from the same as when you joined or request a password.
I also like the idea of posting a selection list based on user name. Alphabetical of course. Sure you have all thought of everything though.
im definately looking forward to seeing this in action. good luck with the beta.
any video or pics of the final product???
FINALLY......something that might actually be worth the effort! Hopefully I'll get picked....can't wait to see what's been come up with.
Well, getting picked or not, we are standing at the birth of a new generation of male pleasure. That's gotta mean something.
Ive been waiting since december! I just signed up and added my name to the beta list. Hopefully I get picked!
this looks like it's going to be an awesome device!
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